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Things I Loved about Avengers: Endgame

Warning: Spoilers

  • “That is America’s ass.”
  • Morgan ‘I Love You 3000′ Stark
  • Thor in sunglasses and with a gut
  • “Somebody peed the suit. I don’t know if it was baby me… or old me… or… me me…”
  • the photograph being Tony’s #1 motivation
  • “I don’t even know you.” “You will.”
  • Howard Potts + Tony getting closure with his dad
  • Carol’s comic-accurate hair
  • paper football with Tony and Nebula
  • everyone being able to make peace with their past
  • WHEN EVERYONE ARRIVES TO BATTLE AND LINES UP AND FIGHTS TOGETHER LIKE THE TEAM THEY ARE
  • N a t a s h a
  • “I could do this all day.” “Yeah, I know.”
  • Loki imitating Cap
  • Steve. Mjolnir. Holy shit.
  • that badass group of women with Peter just on the ground in the middle
  • “We’ll be okay. You can rest now”
  • the last scene with Sam and Bucky and Steve
  • Scott Lang just, like, the entire time (and my girl Hope, of course)
  • Natasha and Clint and everything there
  • “Don’t do anything stupid when I’m gone.” “How can I? You’re taking all the stupid with you.”
  • Bruce straight-up dabbing 
  • AVENGERS. ASSEMBLE.
  • Starlord singing without the background music
  • the hug
  • Pepper’s suit
  • oh, Nebula. oh, Gamora. 
  • “Take the god damn phone.”
  • Tony + Pepper fighting back to back
  • Steve getting that dance
  • Proof That Tony Stark Has a Heart
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Originally posted by theavengers

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garyisnotamoron

MORE things from Endgame that have me ENRAGED SPOILERS

- Bruce just felt off the whole film I think Bruce and the Hulk should have stayed separate

- Making Bruce and Thor laughing stocks especially Thor as he was obviously grieving over his family and friends

- Natasha not having a funeral or memorial

- I’m not mad that Steve wanted to live his life but I’m mad for Peggy as she’s married and has a family

- Tony not getting to live his life

- Thor not acknowledging Loki like AT ALL

- Peter Quill losing Gamora AGAIN

- The fact Loki’s speech in IW was ignored

- Steve and Bucky barely exchanging sentences

- Clint not really grieving over Natasha

- I just felt like CM’s lines were stiff with the way they were written

- Peter barely getting to see Tony again before he died

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caroldanvers-ismywife

How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

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HoW!?

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lady--of--greenwood

I’m going to go into cardiac arrest, she goes from warrior queen to adorable puppy in 0.1 second and I am not okay

I’m too gay for this holy shit

phdna

Did they… did they use cookies to prepare her for the role like they were training a dog?

indoorvoices

Have you ever met a bodybuilder? That’s how they function

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botanyshitposts

idk how the hell i’ve run a blog called ‘botanyshitposts’ for almost four years now without ever thinking to talk about this but in high school my little brother wanted a pet that wouldnt die so we got him a moss ball for $8 at a pet store and he named it tiki and it lives in this dedicated plastic tank at our parents’ house even though we’re both at college now. usually it doesnt do anything but over the past two weeks of winter break our family has watched in horror as it has gone about the process of slowly and ominously rising from its usual position at the depths of its abode to the top, where it now floats with gravel bits stuck to it from literal years of not moving. my mom has moved it to behind the sink so now whenever i go to wash my hands in the kitchen i have to face it and im scared

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just squeezed all the water out of her like yall said in the replies and i put her back and shes still floating….maybe she just likes it up there

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update: she sank to the bottom and stayed there for days and i thought this story was over until i WALKED OVER TO THE SINK JUST NOW

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test: pet her, tell her she is a good moss ball

results: she sit 

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wild things about this post:

-the amount of porn bots mass reblogging this bc of the word ‘ball’

-the amount of people with extensive knowledge about native moss ball habitats and care coming out of the woodwork to reply to this post 

-the amount of people endeared and riveted by her ongoing performance

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I was going to post a long explanation for this diurnal migration behaviour, but I feel like a true explanation. Would just be lost.

jklantern

Blessed Post

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I have one too! His name is Tarim, and I got him with a friend when we went to see a real life viking ship a few times over! I love my sweet lil boyo! I hope they can be friends.

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hi i was filled with a lot of love for these funky little bois and drew a thing

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god im so glad you did

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marisatomay

might be my prudish catholic upbringing jumping out but imho makeup companies shouldn’t name their products after explicit sexual terms

marisatomay

just my opinion but if the makeup industry is going to market towards young girls who haven’t even hit puberty yet and insist that they have hundreds of dollars worth of high end makeup then they cannot name their products things like ‘climax’ and ‘super orgasm’ or even make puns like ‘glow job’ or claim in bold letters that the mascara is ‘sex proof’ when these young girls have no idea what any of these terms mean and frankly they shouldn’t understand the meaning behind an eyeshadow called ‘daddy’s girl’ or a blush called deep throat it’s all part of the hyper-sexualization of young girls and it’s just getting worse and worse in this new age of instagram/youtube mua’s where girls as young as 8 years old are being pressured into having a beat face that makes them look my age

but that’s just my opinion

modest-lele

Actually no you’re right and you should say it

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Beat Writer’s Block

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It can have a multitude of legitimate reasons ranging from exhaustion to other story ideas interfering, to not knowing how to fix a mistake prior to the scene you’re working on. You may feel a lot of weight writing the upcoming parts which can be debilitating to the point where you want to quit. You lost hope and enjoyment, ideas are running out. But when you do abandon it— same thing happens with plan B, back to square one. It sucks. There is no foolproof best practice, but loopholes. Writer’s block often indicates you have not yet dug up the creative mover shaker potential of the story. These 3 points can help you unearth it.


a) setting

Remember: Authors are architects. If you have a novel room or landscape up your sleeve, there’s plenty of exploration possible. Play that card. Where you need a clever excuse is how you can suddenly change settings. Sometimes, it’s not possible in the first place. But there are a few things you can do instead of wrapping up or postponing scenes further. Characters can refer to a new setting. It can show up painted, on a screen, and the like. In other words: Simply expand literal horizons of the characters. Show off your universe. It’ll remind you how proud of it you can be, that there’s a reason why the story deserves to be completed. If you enjoy this method, you can be sure that your fic: Is meant to be finished. 

If you can tie things together again later on, inserting a parallel scene is an equally stimulating idea that will divert your frustrations with the plot bit that made you stop writing. The new events will make the former bit appear in a vastly different light (!) which is the biggest feat of this technique. It’s always good to keep in mind how settings carry plot and warp scenes to your favor, all while making your world-building well-rounded. You might even get a cliffhanger out of said parallel scene. Win-win. Introduce a setting and you’re good to go again, that is the simplest loophole to use.

b) character

Skip this section if you storyboard characters in advance, this loophole is not for planners. Now, if you do write more freely, delving into the making of a new character will do the trick. Introducing another odd personality element is some grand fun and provides the best twist you can think of. The story will start rolling again as your existing characters will interact with the new person, that sure as hell will be interesting to see. If you write a troublemaker to upset a dynamic, this is a surefire way to kindle your productivity. Especially in romance: Test your couple, bring in disharmony from the outside to see if they can deal with it on the inside. Sometimes, it’s a little break from your protagonists that powers good synergy. Tip: Especially a villain contradicting the theme of the protagonist will you motivation. There’s a reason why the Joker is infamous, he symbolizes mayhem while Batman wants order. Write the shadow of what you’ve had so far, go 180° and all out with the baddie.

c) conflict

Talk about villains: If the part where you ceased to write does not have even a slight element of crisis — that’s where the root issue is. Crisis is your hammer, writing is the nail. It won’t stick or be of any use if your sledge is missing. Fuel conflict of interests between or within characters so the need for a solution becomes so urgent. It’ll make you obsessed about making chapters again since you yourself want to get there. It’s counterintuitive to escape the frustration of writer’s block, but this is how: Conflict creates discontent creates plot. Crisis also makes your dialogue level up since characters reveal a lot more characteristics under pressure, all while being emotionally charged. Now you got a hammer.

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jellybean-jones

the one problem i have with people my age and younger is that a lot of us do not have hands on hobbies. like i have spoken to so many people my age who go to work, go to school and then fuck around on their phone/computer for hours and then ???????? like no wonder ur depressed and have low confidence in urself. u need to get ur hands on something, feed those dopamine receptors! learn how to play guitar, garden, scrapbook, fucking make model trains. i don’t give a shit, MAKE SOMETHING!!

it feels better than drugs when i finish making a thing—and then show it off or gift it.

and then so people my age say to me ‘well—i can’t draw/paint/knit/etc. like you can. my stuff would be terrible.’ yeah, well duh—a part of developing skill is sucking at something and then practicing it over and over and over again until you suck less. u’ll have a hard time feeling lonely or bored when you can’t stop thinking abt a technique you want to try or something you want to make for someone else. making things has SAVED MY LIFE. it gave me a reason to keep living day after day when i wanted to die.

making things improved my generational relationships (when i worked for the newspaper i would talk to customers abt jamming recipes or cross-stitch, one of my grandmas always gives me pattern books and tell me abt when she knitted things for mom, my other grandma is giving me a wedding quilt that HER grandma gave her 50 years ago because she knows i will appreciate it). it also got me likeminded friends who also make things.

take a ceramics class! pick up water colors, bake cakes! learn to work on cars! make soap. DO SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T INVOLVE STARING AT A SCREEN.

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sawasawako

you know there are a lot of parts in PJO where Annabeth is being unreasonable and mean-spirited but at no point is it framed in a way that invites the audience to resent her or criticise her for it (because Percy never sees her that way) and i really appreciate that

sawasawako

i can’t stop thinking about this….. because it’s true. girls genuinely are rarely portrayed this way; they aren’t allowed to be angry, to be perverse, to be bratty, to be “emotional,” to be socially transgresive without it being moralised. thinking about it, i think she’s the only character i know who’s wholeheartedly allowed to be this way without having to be “put in her place.” she’s smart and stubborn and rough around the edges, and these sharper, tougher parts of her aren’t framed as a blemish on or deficiency of character—in fact, they’re her strengths. they don’t have to be made more palatable just because it’s a girl who’s exhibiting them. u get the sense that she’s not being held accountable for her fierceness and self-possessedness on the basis of gender. her merit and validity as a character do not hinge on how much she conforms to gender expectations

she’s mean, in a genuine way, and she’s allowed to be mean without conditions or restrictions, and that’s subversive